So the year starts off with a huge party, then a day to honor a civil rights leader, followed by a groundhog and maybe he’s sees his shadow (maybe not), followed by a day to show your affection, then a day to honor dead presidents, followed by 40 days of possible sacraficing something, which is followed by a day devoted to binge drinking, then there’s a day just for fools, a day for supporting the earth (shouldn’t that be everyday?), then a day to celebrate a resurrection with chocolate laying bunnies, followed by a Mexican holiday to remember freedom from France (France used to conquer?!), then a day just for mothers, followed by two days dedicated for the armed forces, then flag day, I guess we had to give dads a day for themselves, then followed by our celebration of declaring independence, next holiday is for those who work (while not everyone gets that day off work), then a new year (no you dont get two new years parties…this one’s for Jews), then a day of atonement (again don’t worry for Jews too), next is a holiday devoted to a man who didn’t in fact discover America first, then we have one of the best holiday…devoted to giving out candy :), followed by a day devoted to our veterans, then we have a day devoted to stuffing ourselves and (depending on your viewing desires) watching football, which is cut short by a capitalist desire to stomp people to get the last of…well whatever, then the celebration of lights, and finally a day to give the gifts you fought so valiantly for in the hopes it won’t be thrown in your face. I think that’s pretty much sums up our annual holidays.